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Description
Look at this dream boat! Just look at him?! He's a macho man ready to make your dreams come true. Or maybe not....Well he will at least make you laugh till you cry and that's almost as good right?
Call him Kevin or call him Randy - it's up to you - just make sure you call him!
Remember pin the tail on the donkey? Now you can pin the macho on the man!
This game is perfect for your next Bachelorette or Hen Party, birthday party, office party (if you want to get sued by HR) or baby shower (why not??) See if you and your friends know where the macho is on a man!
Contents include: A 24 inch (60cm) x 36inch (91cm) colour poster of The Macho Man himself and 15 hilarious cartoon penis units with separate poems that will apply to every type of guest at the party. You can pick the pecker that suits your personality, the dipstick of your dreams! The hooter of your heart! OK I'll stop now. But you get the point right? It's so much fun!
You'll also get 10 generic penis units (in case you want to use your own imagination). And just in case you want to say: "Hey team, I have ten generic penis units". Because why wouldn't you want to say that?
Grab your girls or grab your boys and have a go. Or do it in your own. I'm not judging you. You get to decide matey! Just have fun!
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Due to the nature of the products we sell, we can't accept returns for change of mind purposes.
Please note: Under no circumstances do we on-sell returned items. Any returned toys, lingerie or lubricant are disposed of.
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Have to cut out penises to play so some prep work required but had a great time playing with this hunk
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Was fun to play.
Ngari - 26 May, 2021
Verified purchaser
4.0
Everyone had a laugh while playing
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What a fun night.
Kristy - 23 Feb, 2021
Verified purchaser
5.0
This was such a fun laugh with the girls
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Macho man.
Bridesmaid - 14 Oct, 2020
Verified purchaser
5.0
A game for everyone
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Fun.
Taryn - 21 Jun, 2020
Verified purchaser
5.0
It was a fun addition for the hens night that i prepared for my.friend!
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Super fun!.
Ash - 26 Mar, 2019
Verified purchaser
5.0
Good quality for the price and made the bachelorette party a lot of fun!
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Laughs ........
Sheryl Elson - 15 Jan, 2017
Verified purchaser
5.0
Laughs and fun for all, the cutting out took a wee while but worth it .
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