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Her blood type is ragu, her belt size is the equator, and she has to iron her pants in the driveway every morning. She's Fatty Patty and she's livin' large! With more rolls than a bakery and more chins than a chinese phonebook, she's so big she's got her own zip code. Take this jumbo whore home with you tonight (if you can carry her). Her love holes are begging for your pleasure rod!
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Express Delivery - Delivery will be 3 - 6 business days
Extra Services: - Signature Required: $2.00 Extra - Pirority Dispatch: $15.00 Extra - SMS Tracking: $2.00 Extra - Carbon Neutral Courier: $2.00 Extra
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Returns
Adulttoymegastore accepts returns for specific circumstances. We will accept returns that are covered under the Consumers Guarantees Act or Fair Trade Act, such as if there is a manufacturing fault.
In the event that there is a fault with your product we are happy to replace your item. To arrange this, please contact us with the details of your fault within 7 days. Please include the details below: - The order number that the product was purchased on - A description of the issue - If possible, a photo or video of the fault
Due to the nature of the products we sell, we can't accept returns for change of mind purposes.
Please note: Under no circumstances do we on-sell returned items. Any returned toys, lingerie or lubricant are disposed of.
For more in-depth returns information, please check out our Returns Policy
Bought of my mate for his birthday. What a hilarious gift! She was the definite life of the party.
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Product arrived well packaged and easy to assemble, worked well for the first couple of times. Discovered I need a bigger cylinder. Would have been helpful to have proper measurement of cylinder in product description when buying.
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14th April 2024
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14th April 2024
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Very quick, discrete delivery. Excellent products and customer service
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